Just imagine an English girl leading a revolution, cats are my army, with Fall out Boy chanting and Loki and Thor holding my hands. Wizards and witches flying overhead on brooms carrying flags of the mockingjay. I shall conqure the world with my mighty enthusiasm of sitting on tumblr all day..
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so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye